If you aren’t eating these Candy Corn Fruit Skewers Under 80 Calories while standing over the sink because the pineapple juice is running down your wrist and you don’t want to hear it from your spouse about the sticky floor, then you’re doing it wrong. Full stop. I remember last October when my neighbor Doris—she of the plastic-wrapped furniture and judgmental stares—brought over actual candy corn, that waxy nonsense that tastes like sadness and food dye. My kid took one bite and spat it into her napkin while the dog looked on, horrified. Meanwhile, the kitchen smelled like a fruit … Find out more